where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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