I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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