If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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