I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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