I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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