But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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