I swear she didn't look like that last week.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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