Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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