Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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