IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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