Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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