i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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