From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He passed out mid-signature
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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