I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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