I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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