The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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