We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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