So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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