he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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