You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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