guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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