The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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