the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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