Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
be right there i have to get my cape
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think my moral compass just broke
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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