You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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