forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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