dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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