That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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