just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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