my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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