well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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