"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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