John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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