in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements