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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.

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