she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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