Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
