I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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