You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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