Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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