I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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