i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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