plz talk dirty to me
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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