RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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