porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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