i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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