please come you make the beer taste better
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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