Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I had to cum in my sink.
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