Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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