Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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