i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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