I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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