I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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