If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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