Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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