doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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