Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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